Nicene Creed (scientific translation)

We believe in one Universe,

    the Atoms, they’re all mighty,

    the makeup of matter and Earth,

    and of all that is, seen and unseen.

We believe in one reward, Evolution,

    the only Sum of Atoms,

    eternally begotten of the Elements,

Atoms from Atoms, Light from Light,

    true Atoms from true Atoms,

    begotten, not made, one in being with the Elements

Through elements all things were made.

For us men and for our salvation,

elements came down from the Universe:

By the power of Atomic Bonding,

    we were born of these Elements, and we became men,

For our sake Elements were atomized under Supernovae;

    they exploded, Atoms unbonded, and were scattered.

Over billions of years Atoms bonded again and again

    in fulfillment of the Laws of Physics;

They descended from the Universe

    and then seeded the right hand of Evolution.

Evolution will continue in glory to naturally select

    the living and the dead,

    and this process will have no end.

We believe in the Atoms

    the Elements, the makeup of Life,

    who proceeds from time and evolution.

With the Atoms and Elements we

    became evolved and fortified.

Elements have spoken through naturally selected profits.

We believe in one wholly atomic

    and evolutionistic Mass.

We acknowledge atomic bonding

    for the giveness of fitness.

We look for the successive generation of the dead,

    and the life of the world to come. 

So be it.